The video above features all of Olivia Wilde’s nude scenes from the film “Third Person” (see the screen shots below if video of such nasty depravity is too much for your sensibilities). See The 10 Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2013 Here Us Muslims can attest that nothing gets a woman hotter than a nice beheading. “Mother of Dragons” Emilia Clarke exposes her nude body to a man after he impresses her with some decapitated heads in this scene from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”. Of course the canyons is simply a euphemism for Lindsay’s gaping vagina and anus at this point. Lindsay Lohan makes her triumphant softcore porn nude debut in these scenes from “The Canyons”. Of course we will be happy to post the 6 hrs of bareback anal from the director’s cut, as soon as it comes out on blu-ray. Some things just never go out of style.Īmanda Seyfried repeatedly shows her tits while playing a porn star in these scenes from the film “Lovelace”. Laura Prepon might be surprised to learn that throwing acid on lesbo-whores is also the new black. “That 70′s Show” star Laura Prepon dykes out in the shower in this scene from the TV show “Orange Is The New Black”. #4 Laura Prepon – “Orange Is The New Black” Staring at Rosario’s black pussy lips in this clip is certainly hypnotizing, of course the trance is quickly broken when you realize her cooch smells like spoiled Indian food. Rosario Dawson shows off her offensive dark nipples and vaginal lips in this scene from “Trance”. Thank Allah in the civilized Islamic world ginger children are put in a sack and tossed into the nearest river. Rose Leslie is your typical lecherous redhead demanding sex from a man in this scene from the HBO series “Game of Thrones”. This is why I always shoot topless women without hesitation. “Mad Men” star January Jones goes topless while gunning down leering men in this scene from “Sweetwater”. While the sight of celebrity nudity is extremely unpleasant, it is important that we catalog and rank these offensive displays to determine which Hollywood harlots we should stone first. You’re welcome.Below are the top 7 celebrity nude scenes of 2013. In a very dark world, it’s just about the only bright spot, as Tyrion would happily tell you while drunkenly nuzzling several prostitutes.Īs an admirer of Game of Thrones’s more primal pleasures, I rewatched every moment of nudity and sex (including more incest than anyone asked for)* on the show so far-all 79 of them-and ranked them based on narrative value. You need something to break up all the beheading, impaling, and disemboweling. And sex is often a relief-for the characters and the viewers. The showrunners are not above giving us some Emilia Clarke fan service to keep our attention while guy-whose-name-we-can’t-remember rambles about a subplot we’ll quickly forget. (Though if the power-sex turns into sadism, à la Joffrey or Ramsay, you might be headed for a precipitous downfall.) Of course, sometimes bare boobs are just bare boobs. If you're demanding it the way Daenerys tells her bearded underling to strip, it's a good sign you're in charge. Sex is wielded in Westeros, like everything else, as a form of power. Sure, the HBO fantasy drama has (not unfairly) developed a reputation for gratuitous violence and sexual relations of all configurations-man on woman, man on man, sorceress on man, brother on sister-but some of that stuff matters. Not all sex on Game of Thrones is created equal.
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